I am addicted to quotes about money. Here are some more quotes that I find funny, entertaining, or at least helpful.
Enjoy!
Making Money Quotes
“Beware the investment activity that produces applause; the great moves are usually greeted by yawns.” — Warren Buffett
“Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.” — Jim Rohn
“Individuals who cannot master their emotions are ill-suited to profit from the investment process.” — Benjamin Graham
“Act your wage!” — Dave Ramsey
“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” — Thomas Jefferson
“Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.” — Ayn Rand
“The four most expensive words in the English language are, ‘This time it’s different.’” — Sir John Templeton
“Buy when most people, including experts, are pessimistic, and sell when they are actively optimistic.” — Benjamin Graham
“If you have trouble imagining a 20% loss in the stock market, you shouldn’t be in stocks.” — John Bogle
“Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” —Winston Churchill
“Beware of little expenses; A small leak will sink a great ship.” — Benjamin Franklin
Quotes on Love and Money
“Don’t look for a rich husband. Be a rich wife.” — Ishita Majumdar
“A simple ‘I love you’ means more than money.” — Frank Sinatra
“Cause love is more precious than gold It can’t be bought, no, never could be sold I got love enough to share That makes me a millionaire.” — Chris Stapleton
“Try paying the bills with love. The idea I am trying to espouse that you can have both love and money, and be rich and generous.” — T. Harv Eker
“Money can’t buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none.” — Richard DeVos
Funny Money Quotes
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.” — Yogi Berra
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.” — Sam Ewing
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.” — Doug Larson
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Washington Post word contest
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” — Peter Ustinov
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.” — Mark Twain
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” — Spike Milligan
Biblical Money Quotes
“For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” Matthew 6:21
Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, “Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.” Hebrews 13:5
A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything. Ecclesiastes 10:19
Dishonest money dwindles away, but whoever gathers money little by little makes it grow. Proverbs 13:11
For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. I Timothy 6:10
Timothy Kiser is a financial coach, the author of The Profit Dare and Floating Axes and No Taxes, and is a regular contributor to Bible Money Matters.